The dishes need done.
Me:I'm too pregnant.
You haven't shaved your legs in a month and a half.
Me:I'm too pregnant.
We're out of Cheezits.
Me:I'm too pregnant.
Are there ANY clean socks in the house?
Me:I'm too pregnant.
Let's have sex.
Me:I'm too pregnant.
Make out?
Me:I'm too pregnant.
Fine, we'll just watch a movie.
Me:Too pregnant.
That doesn't even make sense.
Me:it doesn't have to, I'm pregnant.
@5 months ago with 137 notes
howdomermaidsfuck:

u definitely ok

howdomermaidsfuck:

u definitely ok

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@5 months ago with 61072 notes
babybutta:

thempress:

kirstinthereckless:

acidsh0cks:


xshining-star:

everyone needs a transparent waving snail on their blog


AWWW

NO! NOT AW! THAT SNAIL IS EVIL! THAT SNAIL IS THE LICH!!!!!

Thank you Kirstin, thank you. I was gonna say this before but didn’t want his creepy ass on my dash. I mean i know Sheldon was cool before he was possessed but still, I can’t trust him no mo’. 

can I just point out that this snail reminds of that snail that is seen everywhere in Blue clues.

babybutta:

thempress:

kirstinthereckless:

acidsh0cks:

xshining-star:

everyone needs a transparent waving snail on their blog

AWWW

NO! NOT AW! THAT SNAIL IS EVIL! THAT SNAIL IS THE LICH!!!!!

Thank you Kirstin, thank you. I was gonna say this before but didn’t want his creepy ass on my dash. I mean i know Sheldon was cool before he was possessed but still, I can’t trust him no mo’. 

can I just point out that this snail reminds of that snail that is seen everywhere in Blue clues.

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@5 months ago with 723074 notes

half-curv3dd:

kuhaytea:

6 year old gets a birthday surprise

I CANT I CANT I JUST CANT SO CUTE IM DOING THIS FOR MY KID

I CRIED TOO! SHE IS SOO EXCITED.

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@5 months ago with 23613 notes

Things about pregnancy that I kinda dislike:

@5 months ago with 2 notes
#pregnant #things that might happen 
@5 months ago with 2 notes

We are having a baby boy! His name is Arlo.

@5 months ago with 2 notes

theworldneedsmoregirls:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

the caption makes this hahahah.

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@5 months ago with 548044 notes
@5 months ago with 96743 notes
seriously still my biggest fear. 

seriously still my biggest fear. 

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@5 months ago with 323955 notes

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@5 months ago with 38394 notes
@5 months ago with 73117 notes
Baby Arlo

Baby Arlo

@5 months ago with 1 note

This moment 

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@5 months ago with 10104 notes

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