| The dishes need done. | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| You haven't shaved your legs in a month and a half. | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| We're out of Cheezits. | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| Are there ANY clean socks in the house? | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| Let's have sex. | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| Make out? | |
| Me: | I'm too pregnant. |
| Fine, we'll just watch a movie. | |
| Me: | Too pregnant. |
| That doesn't even make sense. | |
| Me: | it doesn't have to, I'm pregnant. |



